You can tell July is almost here when DPG stages its mandatory July 4th Celebration, usually around the end of June (don't ask, I may tell you). This is where the entire work force is required to sit around and go to "fun and informative" safety presentations by each division out here. Since my poor husband was required to stay there until 5, we kept him company a bit. But my anti-social, never leaves his room son actually decided to enter the hot dog eating competition, and won! For his trouble, he received a shirt and an upset tummy, not to mention the rights to horrify his vegetarian mother. Ahhhhhhhh, Utah.